0545 05.45 PETE

05.45 PETE

He opens his eyes. ‘You been sitting there all night?’

‘Yeh, just sitting here.’

‘Have I been snoring?’

‘Yeh, I bring you here, all you want’s a cup of tea, a lie down, you’ve been snoring all night. Not what I expect, not what I usually bring home.’

‘You bring home a lot of blokes then do you?’

‘All the time.’

‘So I just fell asleep.’

‘Yeh. And snored.’

‘And we didn’t do anything?’


He rolls up the bed and reaches across to her in the chair. ‘Not anything like this?’


‘Or this?’


‘Or here.’

‘OK, maybe that. Na. Again!’